Act one

The Plan

Guests → dietary requirements → opinions → plus-ones. This is a graph problem.
Léa said: “It’s a spreadsheet.”

she is reluctant.

Act two · 02:47 a.m.

The Incident

It Just
Did The
Thing

There was never a door. There’s a curtain.

Act three · 07:00 a.m.

The Morning After

“Okay. This is actually fine.”
— the highest rating my work has ever received

Because the contract says so

What I Learned

1. 1She was right. It was a spreadsheet, with a good UI.
2. 2“Learn to code” was never about code. The room has a second entrance. It’s a text box.
3. 3She’s shipped three features. She thinks she’s “asking it to do stuff.” I will not correct her.

She Still
Won’t Learn
To Code

I am ninety percent at peace. The other ten percent is building her a Flutter app she didn’t ask for.

October · 212 guests · zero graphs

Thank You.

I’m at table nine.